Holiday Essentials

Sat eating dinner the night before we leave -

Mrs S: Do you know where your passport is?

Matthew: Jess.

Mrs S: Money?

M: Jess.

Mrs S: You need to pack your phone charger and camera, anything else?

M: No.

Mrs S: There's an umberella by your case as well.
M: 'K.

Mrs S: Matthew..?

M: Yeah?

Mrs S: Do you actually know what you're going to be doing in Prague?

M: Yeah... Jess.

- and then I choke on my meatball.