Friday 21 May 2010

An Indecent Response

Wandering through town . . .

J: Fancy a quickie when we get back?

In a black and white 1940's romance/an ideal world:

M: Of course I do sweetie, you don't need to ask!

[Sweeps me into a full blown kiss in the middle of Saddlergate that makes even the passers-by go weak at the knees]

What He Actually Replied:

M: No, I can't. I'm going to clean my bathroom.

Well, at least his mum will be pleased . . .

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